Ye know what special day today be, yes? Arrrrgh......it be MEOW Like a Pirate Day all across the great sea of the blogosphere and whoa be to the scurvy critter who doesn't pawticipate - for they shall walk the plank!!
Have ye a snack before ye walk the plank though.....the sharks shall enjoy gnawin' on yer bones better if you've had a good meal from the ship's chef first!
OR, ye can help yerselves from the Pirate Buffet Table.......even we pirates don't quite trust our SCURVY Cook so we brought a pirate caterer in with more food!
The Pirate Bar will be open all day and into the late evening, what's your pleasure?
And, if you can't find a favorite food, try the buffet!
And should ye survive the food on the ship, ye may join our Pirate Crew and sail off for more adventures on the high seas! We'll be plundering and pillaging our way 'cross the open waters soon!
ARRRRGH......it's a Pirate's Life for Us Mateys!
Pirates Gorgeous Gracie, Rascal Raz, and Terrible Ted.
Ahoy Mateys, It's Squidlips Bones Byrd (aka Cooper Murphy) here to meow like a pirate and invite you to join my little pirate brofur, Sawyer (aka Stinky One-Eyed Biggs), and the lovely Periwinkle Puffy Pants (aka Noelle from Friends Furever) on their tour of Pirates Bay on the S.S. Tabby. You can find them in a separate post.
I am heading there now. I hope you will join me. And if you have time, stop by Kitties Blue blog.
mateys. It be yer captains, Periwinkle Puffy Pants
'n Stinky One-eyed Biggs
invitin' ye t' set sail wit' us t’day on th' S.S. Tabby fer a trip round Pirates
Bay. We’ll be visitin' all th' grog halls 'n rum parlors fer th' meager price o'
jus' one doubloon 'n th' use o' yer first born t' serve as mates aboard this
We be of
swashbuckling buccaneers. but nah scalawags, 'n we shall make certain ye
arrive back in port safely at th' end o' th' day. We won't stand fer any
misbehavin' aboard this vessel, such as drunkenness or womanizin'. So mind yer
p's 'n q's or ye shall be waikin' th' plank like any low-life hooligan.
aboard. No pushin' or shovin'. Captain Puffy Pants will be collectin' yer
daggers 'n cutlasses as neither fightin' nor brawlin' shall be tolerated. She
shall give ye a voucher t' claim yer weapons at th' end o' th' day ’N one o' ye
shall be selected at random t' collect this here booty chest filled wit' th'
misbegotten wares o' th' Ladies Opal "Loud Limey" Docherty 'n Mabel "Lazy
in yer weapons, hand o'er yer doubloon 'n youngun’ t' me, Captain Biggs. I'll be
teachin' them t' hoist th' sails 'n man th' riggin's afore we set sail.