Thursday, February 23, 2017

Presenting: Comedy Club TCC Style!


Welcome Ladies and Gents to the TCC Comedy Club!

We thought it would be fun to get everyone to do a little "stand-up" comedy here at the Club and this is your chance to be on stage and be a STAR!

Angel Sammy, the Corny Comedian at your service
Here are my humble contributions to CORNY JOKE fun..........

Thank you - thank you very much!





Nice to have ONE fan in the audience tonight (haha)

Good evening everyone . . . ah hum . . .  I went to a movie theatre the other night and the man sitting next to me asked if I was a cat. I, of course, answered yes and then he asked why I was at the movie? I replied that I liked the book.
Tee Hee!

I hope the corny jokes didn't ruin your appetite BECAUSE we have plenty of food and snacks for you to enjoy while you see all the other comedy acts performing for your viewing pleasure here at the

Tabby Cat Club Comedy Lounge.....


Burgers and hot dogs with ALLL kinds of "fixins" !
Fried chicken as far as the eye can see!!  Extra crispy!
How about a big basket of fries with any kind of topping you like?

The Comedy Lounge is open if you want a drink.

We can make you a drink to wash the food down - what's your favorite??

OR, maybe you're not hungry enough for a BIG MEAL and you'd rather have popcorn or peanuts - or both?    We've got 'em for you!

Now sit back and enjoy the REST of the show - a lot of your friends will be up on stage giving you more chances to laugh today so DO!   Before you leave, please remember to take your PAWTICIPATION BADGE for your TCC badge collection!!

Here's to laughs..........Angel Sammy, Gracie and Raz

Please scroll down for more comedy presented by the TCC members.


I haz jokes!
How did a cat take 1st prize at a bird show? He jumped right up to the cage and grabbed it.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!


Joanie

Cooper Murphy Does His First Set

My big brother, Mau, lent me his "nose and glasses," but I refused to wear the ugly suit my mom found for me. I told her that I'm too "street" for that!



Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?

He set a new lap record.


A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”


What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

Hope you had a good laugh. I'll be back later today to do another set!


Cooper Murphy's on His Way to Theatre for His Set



Come on inside and hear my jokes! I guarantee you'll laugh yourself right out of your furs!

Ducky does his Shtick!


OK, here are my additions to the TCC Comedy Club. Imagine a rim shot after each! Hope you like them.

What kind of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-Up to his patients?
A poptometrist.

A talking horse showed up at Yankee Stadium and persuaded the manager to let him try out for the team. His first turn up at bat, the horse hit a powerful line drive deep into right field—and then just stood there.
“Run! Run!” screamed the manager.
“Run?” said the horse. “If I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby.”


Why are pirates called pirates?
’Cause they arrrrrr.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.

What happened when the students’ shoelaces got tangled together?
They went on a class trip.

What does a dinosaur wear to a formal dinner?
A tricera-top hat.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert on sinkholes?
She just fell into it.

Josie: Who invented Lifesavers?
Jamal: I don't know, but I hear he made a mint.

A passenger in a taxi had a question about the route, so she leaned forward and tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed and lost control of the cab, swerving across traffic and narrowly missing a bus before driving up onto the curb and coming to rest just inches from a fire hydrant. For a few moments they sat in a stunned silence. Then the driver, still shaking, said, “I'm sorry about that, you scared the daylights out of me. Are you all right?”
The frightened passenger said she was fine, then apologized for startling him: “I didn't think a little tap would scare you so badly!”
The driver replied, “It's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. For twenty-five years before this I drove a hearse.”

OK, I am off to see how everyone else is doing today. This is fun. We all need some laffs.

Comedy Today


Welcome to the first every TCC Comedy Club!
Get ready to have a fun time.

So happy to see everyone here.
Taps mike . . . is this on?

Ok here we go . . . What is cleverer than a talking cat?   A spelling bee.

How is cat food sold?   Usually purr can.  Taps mike again. Is this mike on??

Ok one more for the road.

 A woman sits in a diner. A cat comes in, buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves.
The woman is totally astonished, “Wow – that was unusual."
The diner manager agrees, “That’s right. She’s never asked for anything else but strawberry before.”

Hope you enjoyed my set. If you found it hard to get through head to the lounge and grab a drink. The jokes get funnier the more one drinks.

Oh, don't forget to pick up your participation badge that sweet Sammy made for those that participated today. Thanks Sammy.

Comedy Ralphie Style

Ralphie: Hello TCC...I, um, have a couple of jokes for you....
Knock Knock
Marty: Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up it's cold out here!
*mol mol*

Ok, one more.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
King-Tut
King-Tut who?
King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken! *Snort!*
*groan* (why me?)

Thank you! Thank you! I am Ralphie C and this is my fine brother Marty the Manx,

TCC Comedy Presents Timmy & Fitz


Hey Timmy I hear you were caught by the police
Yes Miss Fitz I was the Purrpetrator MOL Take it away!

Rumpy lost his treats. He was so upset he said
you have to be... Kitten Me!
Buttons asked what you get when you cross a cat with vinegar.
I said... A Sour Puss MOL
Einstein was asking Toby why he did not give him a toy
Toby said he was... Just Kitten Hee Hee
What do you get when you cross and angry tiger with snow?
Frost Bite!
Why did Timmy run from the tree?
He was afraid of it's... Bark! Oh Meow I am funny
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate...  Condended Milk *Ta-Tssshhh*
Thanks folks I have a million of em! Take it away Timmy

Thanks Miss Fitz
Hello Tabby Cats. Glad you saw our show tonight in your...
Cat-alog! MOL
Einstein and Rumpy were racing around the house.
I asked them if they were having a... Meow-athon!
What do you call two cats who are swimming with 8 legs?
An Octopuss Ha Ha
Did you know a cat was the Architect for the great Pyramid
He drew it on... Paw-Pyruss! Ba-Da Bing!
I asked Fitz what was her favorite button on the TV remote.
She said it was the... Paws Button!
Thanks Friends! Make sure you see the other cats here tonight!1

Miss Fitz
Timmy Tomcat

Tabby Cat Club Comedy Night staring Raz


What a fun event this is.....I'm sure everyone will be laughing up a storm today!!!


Hi efurryone....……glad you came to our Comedy Night! How do you like my suit? Pretty funny, huh?  I feel so tall in my platform shoes!!!

If Sammy thought HIS jokes were corny…..wait till you hear mine!!!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
At least this guy thinks I'm funny......

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What's a cat's favorite car?   A CATillac!!
Before I go on.......I have a song and dance routine for you......

Click HERE to watch.
Just a couple more.....
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.

Why are cats such good singers? Because we’re very mewsical.

What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.

Thanks for coming....I hope you enjoyed my purrformance!!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Prayers for Socks

Please put your power of your prayers to work. Socks Is in need of prayers and love.


His mom posted this yesterday: "Bad news regarding Socks, it looks like the tooth reasoprtion is actually cancer. They suspect oral neoplasia. It's very aggressive Right mandible is severely swollen firm and lumpy, it's also pushing his tongue out of the way. Purrs Prayers, and Reiki appreciated."

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Hello Tabbies!

😻 Hello New Friends!

 
My name is Teddy and I'm the new baby brother of Angel Sammy!   As you can plainly see I'm a ginger tabby just like my Angel brother so when he told me there was a special Club JUST FOR TABBIES I said, "can I pretty please be a TCC member???"
 
SO HERE I AM!
 
I was adopted from the same shelter my Mom and Dad got my brother Angel Sammy!   Actually Sammy has been on the lookout for a kitty for my Mom and Dad since he left for the Rainbow Bridge and I'm the FIRST ginger boy that came along who passed the test to be allowed to join Sammy's family.   That makes me feel pretty special! 
 
I'm 11 months old but will turn one on March 4 so I'm pretty excited I'll have a REAL home to celebrate in.   I weigh 7 lb. 10 oz. but I probably won't be a BIG GUY - maybe more the same size as Angel Sammy was.   I am a BIG LOVE BUG - I love being petted, brushed, sleeping on Mom and Dad's laps......I follow everybody everywhere they go so they are watching their feet when they walk - I'm RIGHT THERE!!    I love my tubby rubbed and give everyone constant head butts to show them I'm happy.   I just love everybody.  
 
I'm so happy to be a Tabby Cat Club guy......I promise to behave and follow all the rules and most of all I just way to say that one thing my brother taught me is that:
TABBIES RULE!!!!!
Love and Hugs, Teddy Kimmell
 
 


Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's Day 2017

Raz, Gracie and Sammy would like to welcome you to the Tabby Cat Club Valentine's Day  Party.

We have lots of Valentines Day drinks....
Drinks by Raz
As well as non-alcholic ones for the kittens...
Drinks for minors
Grab a plate...
Plates by Raz
And enjoy some noms...

If you're here in the morning, you might like a little Heart to Heart breakfast? 


Breakfast by Sam


If you're here late afternoon, you might like an appetizer??


Snacks by Sam


OR - maybe you just like sweets for the sweet???  

Desserts by Gracie
Chocolate Fountain by Sammy 

Don't forget to take a party favor home with you....
Party Favors From Raz & Gracie
There are red roses for all the ladies - don't forget to take one or two with you!


For those of you who would like something romantic and more private Sammy, Gracie and Raz  have done a little research to help you.

You could go for a balloon ride

Graphic by Gracie



Or take a nice snooze in front of the fireplace...

Graphic by Raz
Or head to the beach
Graphic by Gracie 

Don't go yet......we have a great way to end this party!  Raz, Sammy and Gracie have chartered a luxury liner for a Valentines Day sunset cruise.  Hop on (feel free to bring your drinks) and enjoy the ride!!
Remember how much fun we had last time we did this?   Here's a photo of our last Valentines Day Sunset cruise!

Graphic by Raz

We hope you enjoyed the party!  Stay as long as you like, the noms and drinks will be flowing until the last tabby leaves!

Before you go, please make sure and take a copy of our special Valentine's Pawticipation Badge so you can show it off on your blog or Facebook, etc.    You want the world to know you were here at the TCC to celebrate right? 
Participation Badge by Angel Sammy

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!
See below for other Valentine's posts.