In fact he was the roughest
cat that ever roamed at large.
From Gravesend up to Oxford
he pursued his evil aims,
Rejoicing in his title of
‘The Terror of the Thames’.
His manner and appearance
did not calculate to please;
His coat was torn and
seedy, he was baggy at the knees;
One ear was somewhat
missing, no need to tell you why,
And he scowled upon a
hostile world from one forbidding eye.
The cottagers of
Rotherhithe knew something of his fame;
At Hammersmith and Putney
people shuddered at his name.
They would fortify the
hen-house, lock up the silly goose,
When the rumour ran along
the shore: Growltiger’s on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary,
that fluttered from its cage;
Woe to the pampered
Pekinese, that faced Growltiger’s rage;
Woe to the bristly
Bandicoot, that lurks on foreign ships,
And woe to any Cat with
whom Growltiger came to grips!
But most to Cats of foreign
race his hatred had been vowed;
To Cats of foreign name and
race no quarter was allowed.
The Persian and the Siamese
regarded him with fear —
Because it was a Siamese
that had mauled his missing ear.
Now on a peaceful summer
night, all nature seemed at play,
The tender moon was shining
bright, the barge at Molesey lay.
All in the balmy moonlight
it lay rocking on the tide —
And Growltiger was disposed
to show his sentimental side.
His bucko mate, Grumbuskin,
long since had disappeared,
For to the Bell at Hampton
he had gone to wet his beard;
And his bosun,
Tumblebrutus, he too had stol’n away —
In the yard behind the Lion
he was prowling for his prey.
In the forepeak of the
vessel Growltiger stood alone,
Concentrating his attention
on the Lady Griddlebone.
And his raffish crew was
sleeping in their barrels and their bunks —
As the Siamese came
creeping in their sampans and their junks.
Growltiger had no eye or
ear for aught but Griddlebone,
And the Lady seemed
enraptured by his manly baritone,
Disposed to relaxation, and
awaiting no surprise —
But the moonlight shone
reflected from a hundred bright blue eyes.
And closer still and closer
the sampans circled round,
And yet from all the enemy
there was not heard a sound.
The lovers sang their last
duet, in danger of their lives —
For the foe was armed with
toasting forks and cruel carving knives.
Then Gilbert gave the
signal to his fierce Mongolian horde;
With a frightful burst of
fireworks the Chinks they swarmed aboard.
Abandoning their sampans,
their pullaways and junks,
They battened down the
hatches on the crew within their bunks.
Then Griddlebone she gave a
screech, for she was badly skeered;
I am sorry to admit it, but
she quickly disappeared.
She probably escaped with
ease, I’m sure she was not drowned —
But a serried ring of
flashing steel Growltiger did surround.
The ruthless foe pressed
forward, in stubborn rank on rank;
Growltiger to his vast
surprise was forced to walk the plank.
He who a hundred victims
had driven to that drop,
At the end of all his
crimes was forced to go ker-flip, ker-flop.
Oh there was joy in Wapping
when the news flew through the land;
At Maidenhead and Henley
there was dancing on the strand.
Rats were roasted whole in
Brentford, and at Victoria Dock,
And
a day of celebration was commanded in Bangkok.My people also call me pants, because of my fluffy pantaloons, hamster, fuzz face, and whiney kitty
5 comments:
Mom loves musicals and wants a doggie named Sondheim someday.
Wow, what a great name. Thanks for telling us about it.
We didn't realize GT was one of TS Eliot's cats, how cool! We think you are a lot more handsome than the original sounds like, and probably more cuddly too.
How great to be named after one of TS Eliot's cats! We understand pants but, uh, HAMSTER?! What gives?
I think Growl Tiger is a fantastic name!!!
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