Crepes' Favorite Things

 

 

 

 

 

I used to like things when I was a kitten

Now I like more things, with Niles I am smitten

Smacking his face when the dinner bell rings

These are a few of my favorite things!

Cream-colored goat's milk whipped up with some pumpkin

Scraped from the inside of a fresh orange lumpkin

Wildebeests running on the TV screens

These are a few of my favorite things!

Singing from midnight until the next morning

A shoe hits the door, I'll consider it my warning

Snuggling with momFOD before her alarm rings

These are a few of my favorite things!

When the dog licks (and has bad breath)

When the bee stings (don't worry, I ate him)

I'm never feeling sad

Because I remember my favorite things

How can I everrrrrrrrrrr feel bad!?

PS I also like zombies and haiku
Because you don't have to rhyme when you write haiku
Special needs pets are all friends without strings
These are all some of my favorite things! 

Also I'm a nudist, and a fashion designer
Rocky's tabby #95 and he's a big whiner
I'd like to see him all tied up in strings
These are a few of my favorite things! 
 

Love,
Crepes. catinthefridge.com