Happy Cinco de Mayo! I’ll be dj’ing at #Chilipawty on Twitter at 3 pm this afternoon playing lots of fiesta faves. I’m playing the Mexican Hat Dance just for Sammy since he’s graciously hosting this TCC pawty.
Every Cinco de Mayo, I share some jokes* with you and today is no exception.
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
A: Cross country.
Q: What do you call a completely shaven Mexican?
A: A smooth criminal.
Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
|I am HHGutt and I do not approve of these jokes!|
In the meantime, head on over to Stunning Keisha to read a very funny Cinco de Mayo story. There’s more jokes to entertain you.
*All jokes courtesy of jokes4us.