Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Wendell's Belated 2013 Resolutions

1. Be more on time for things, 'cause I was supposed to have this done on January 3

2. Dance like nobody's everybody's watching.

3. Nap more.

4. Eat more shrimp.

5. Successfully run for President of New Jersey

6. Complete my doctoral dissertation: "Feline Self-Actualization in a Post-Ironic Internet Age."

7. At least once a day, run back and forth the length of the apartment for absolutely no reason.

8. Explore the inner depths of my mind through the repeated inhalation of catnip-laced materials.

9. Live. Love. Laugh. Poop. In that order.

10. Keep it real.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, good job on the resolutions, Wendell. Never too late to make them. Except of course the night of January 31st - no time to work on them. Are you going to publish your doctoral dissertation when you finish it?

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Good luck with your resolution list. Some of them I think you will accompolish, especially to eat more schrimp. Love the photo of you by your computer.

Katz Tales said...

Wow you have a really long list! pawsome ideas.

Jack Silbert said...

Mow m-meow new years mow m-meow resolutions!

36 Claws of Attitude said...

Awesome list! Though I'd have to take tuna over shrimp. :) You look cute on the computer. Happy New Year!


Eat more shrimp!!! We like that one!! We agree with #9 too!!

The Florida Furkids

Kten said...

It is never too late to make a resolution!

Abby Normal, Stygia, & Styx said...

We like #9. A lot!

Kjelle Bus said...

PURRFECT resolutions !!!

Anonymous said...

Nice set of resolutions!