3. Nap more.
4. Eat more shrimp.
5. Successfully run for President of New Jersey
6. Complete my doctoral dissertation: "Feline Self-Actualization in a Post-Ironic Internet Age."
7. At least once a day, run back and forth the length of the apartment for absolutely no reason.
8. Explore the inner depths of my mind through the repeated inhalation of catnip-laced materials.
9. Live. Love. Laugh. Poop. In that order.
10. Keep it real.