Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Wendell's Belated 2013 Resolutions

1. Be more on time for things, 'cause I was supposed to have this done on January 3


2. Dance like nobody's everybody's watching.

3. Nap more.

4. Eat more shrimp.

5. Successfully run for President of New Jersey

6. Complete my doctoral dissertation: "Feline Self-Actualization in a Post-Ironic Internet Age."

7. At least once a day, run back and forth the length of the apartment for absolutely no reason.

8. Explore the inner depths of my mind through the repeated inhalation of catnip-laced materials.

9. Live. Love. Laugh. Poop. In that order.

10. Keep it real.

10 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, good job on the resolutions, Wendell. Never too late to make them. Except of course the night of January 31st - no time to work on them. Are you going to publish your doctoral dissertation when you finish it?

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Good luck with your resolution list. Some of them I think you will accompolish, especially to eat more schrimp. Love the photo of you by your computer.

Katz Tales said...

Wow you have a really long list! pawsome ideas.

Jack Silbert said...

Mow m-meow new years mow m-meow resolutions!

36 Claws of Attitude said...

Awesome list! Though I'd have to take tuna over shrimp. :) You look cute on the computer. Happy New Year!

FURKIDSMOM said...

Eat more shrimp!!! We like that one!! We agree with #9 too!!

The Florida Furkids

Kten said...

It is never too late to make a resolution!

Abby Normal, Stygia, & Styx said...

We like #9. A lot!

Kjelle Bus said...

PURRFECT resolutions !!!

panoramaofthoughts said...

Nice set of resolutions!