Monday, April 8, 2013

How to Win at Bed Wars: A Strategic Guide


 Start with diplomacy. Calmly explain that all the pillows are belong to you. And the bed itself. And the whole apartment. This will likely not go over well. When that fails. . .

Use camouflage. 





   Execute the "bed-to-cat-bed-to-pillow" defense.
                                        
The spread-eagle . Originally used by Captain Stonewhiskers Jackson in the Civil War.

      Try a pillow blockade.
                                                        
A mighty roar might scare off human invaders. 

     Stand your ground. Explain that the red blanket is not negotiable territory.
                                      
Make allies.

 

When all else fails, give peace a chance.



13 comments:

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

You should published this in a book, you could make lots of $$$$ with this information. If you need an agent I would be up for that.

Karen Jo said...

You are really good at bed wars.

Spyro

The Florida Furkids said...

Thanks for all of those great tips!!

Raz and The Florida Furkids

Sparky Spitfire said...

verrah encyclopedic. you should teach a course on it. well done.

Wicked Karma Jewelry said...

I agree with Gracie, this should TOTALLY be a book!! This is AWESOME!! My cats do the same thing!

Oui Oui said...

We're sorry, but you are so cute, our mom wants to snorgle you! Whatever you said about the bed, went right over her head. Then again, that is probably a strategic advantage.

Carolyn Kristof said...

So many good strategies! Mom is in trouble now!
Dex

Jacqueline said...

Adorable strategy, beautiful girl!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

cattywumpus said...

Excellent strategies!

Timmy Tomcat said...

You are fur-sure a four paw general

Kjelle Bus said...

I think you must be the winners in Bed wars !!

meowmeowmans said...

Bravo! What a great set of tips. We will have to try some of these. :)

Hugs!

Moosey

catinthefridge.com said...

How do I join this tabby cat club? I want to join! - Crepes.