Ahoy me mateys!
Aye, we buckos at TwinkletoeTails have an excitin' announcement!
Arrr, that's right, this be our 500th post! Ye can blow us down we done so many! So drop anchor, grab some grub and grog, and purrhaps a saucy wench or two, then here's to being three sheets to the wind.
Dead Eye Julie be grabbin' her cutlass and invites all the scurvy fightin' dogs to join her on the poop deck for some all out mayhem and swashbucklin' fun. While Jack Tar Carl asks all the poxy salts to meet him on the plank for a little game of chick-hen.
Cap'n Oui Oui be leadin' chanteys and Quartermaster Mica Moo is no where to be found!
Curse that hag, the mom, fer buying a cannon!
Ye best slap chains on me to hold me here, begad!
So fair winds, me hearties and God speed! It was handsomely done, ye stoppin' by, and thank ye.
Me be purrin'