Arrr... Fierce Fitz tis the Meow Like a Pirate Day here at The Scalawag Tabbies Club!
Yarrr me Tabbies! Captain Terrible Tim and me be thanking that black-heart Pirate Raz fur hosting this here event.
We Arrrrrr hopin yee all come by ta see the family on the high seas and our great cat-ch of booty
So Come by fur a tall Flagon of Nip and enjoy our spoils me Tabby Buccaneers!
Capt'n Terrible Tim