*****The Fall of Rumpus O Realius*****
Awakened I was by wraiths whirling in my sleeping mind! "Timmy! Timmy Tomcat!" they cried out. "Give the land peace! End the rule of the Tyrant". I awoke with paws damp!Clear it was that the time was nigh for a listen to the Kitties of the Realm and their Cries Fur Justice! The Rumpus has too long held sway! His stealing of the Treats, Whacking of the heads, and, worst of all, blockage of Snuggling with the Dad had to end!
Although I held fear a call went out to Tobirus! "Come away from Gladiatorial Training Cat. We would need your sort to bolster our ranks and help cast out this scourge to the land." He did so agree!
Such a resemblance to the Scape-Goat was uncanny. It cemented our resolve. We would CAST HIM OUT!
Et-Tu Buddy-Bud! Then Fall the Rumpus-Bump!
Thanks fur coming to our grand purrduction! We have a memento fur all our friends.