Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Confessions of a Oui Oui

Or
The Admissions of a Busy Little Tabby

Kitties, I have searched and searched my soul, and I have concluded that, being a kitty, I can't find anything I should confess!  While I might chew an occasional earbud cord while under the eye of a watchful mom, it's all in good fun.  So is counter surfing.

Bringing toys to bed
in the middle of the night
is all innocent fun!

Now, who would do that to the mom's magazine?
Still my conscience is clear.

Just because I'm at the scene of the crime
doesn't mean I did it!
Everyone knows paper is so comfy.

Next I'll get blamed for this too!
The mom should be grateful Carl didn't pee on it.

 No, you did not hear digging in the box
during middle of the night!
And that damage in the corner WAS there!

Honest!

 Well, ok, maybe you did hear something
but I think it was Mica Minnie Moo.

Oh, was that your breakfast?
Well, someone told me it wasn't that good
and they had to spit it out.
No thanks necessary.

 OMC!  When did that happen?

I have no idea why some silly kitty
would try to climb the curtains.
But next time, I'll warn them they could fall.
Or get their claws caught.
Not that I know from experience.

Now all has been explained and exonerated,
I'm so glad Gracie gave us all the
opportunity to confess that there is nothing
that needed to be confessed!

Thanks, Gracie!

Purrs,
Oui Oui

10 comments:

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

You are innocent I say. They prove you guilty and until then you are innocent.

The Florida Furkids said...

We think NOT ME visited your house and did all of that.

Thanks for participating!
Raz

Cathy Keisha said...

I’m a cat! I do lots of naughty stuff but nothing I want to confess to or that I feel sorry about. MOL!

Timmy Tomcat said...

I agree completely. We do no harm at all and get blamed for our peeps putting things where they can fall and other equally silly things

Fitz Ladycat said...

I must admit I am more of a whack... I am quite the lady. Much as you are. Hi Sisfur! MOL

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Did they take DNA evidence? Any incriminating photos? Like you said - INNOCENT!

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Very nice job of not confessing and upholding the Honor of the Catz.

Yours in solidarity,
Tommie and Mickey Mouser

onespoiledcat said...

Well I'm big on "if you didn't SEE me do it, you can't PROVE I did it" and unless they've got you on hidden camera...well...just a big fuss over NOTHING!!

Hugs, Sammy

meowmeowmans said...

That was a fine non-confession, Oui Oui. Surely you did not do any of those things, and I have no idea who would!

Hugs,

Moosey

Kjelle Bus said...

Me tooo think you are completely innocent !!

XOXO