Aye! I'm Captain Sam and me and my loyal crew of one (!), Terrible Ted the Pirate are ready to set sail for a day of plundering, pillaging, and probably a lot of fun........
Captain Sam can I drive the pirate ship once - just once - pretty pleeeeeze?
Terrible Ted you do not "DRIVE" a pirate ship, you steer it into other ships and plunder their BOOTY!!!!
Now, where is the Ship's Cook - time for some food for our guests!!
Here's ye grub Captain!
AND some sweets for the sweet as well as PIRATE GROG!
After a day of being a pirate, Terrible Ted and I will be headin' below on our ship and taking a rest before resuming our plundering and pillaging!
HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TCC FRIENDS - MAY YOUR SHIPS SAIL IN PIRATE FREE WATERS!
Captain Sam and Terrible Ted the Pirate