Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Scairty Cat

I think The Scairty Cat is a mythical being.  Every kitty I have ever met is brave and courageous.  We kitties understand better than anyone what Shakespeare meant when he wrote discretion is the better part of valor.  We are a very discrete species.


I fight mightily when going to the V.E.T.  The last time I hung upside down in the PTU trying to get away.  My beans have never fought so valiantly, and don't understand.   They just laughed and wished they had a flashy box.  {{eye roll}}


The mom thinks because I disappear under the bed when I hear bad kitty sounds, I am scairt of kitty fighting but it isn't so.  There are sounds which hurt my ears the mom can't hear, so I try to protect my hearing.  Not all of us are half deaf!


And bath time?  Yes, my mom is so evil, she occasionally gives us "flea" baths!  When faced with that kind of malicious behavior, of course I scream!  There just aren't words for the pernicious enormity of her behavior.


"Hiding" when strangers do strange things around our homes?  Hmph!  If someone is going to be abducted by aliens, let it be the beans first.  Maybe then they will learn!  We'll see who is UTB first next time weird stuff happens.

Purrs,
The tenacious, fearless and alluring Oui Oui
TwinkleToe Tails

8 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

We can tell how brave and courageous you are, and how misunderstood by your human!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

oh, we forgetted...snakes.....

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We can't believe your beans LAUGHED as you tried to save yourself from being stabbed!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yeah, UTB is a good place to be when scared.

sparkyspitfire said...

hadn't thought about aliens. i would kills them, of course, but it would be scary.
Way to be discrete, Oui Oui!

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

You are a brave cat!!! Aliens are definatley scary!!!

meowmeowmans said...

We have always known you are a brave and mighty kitteh, Oui Oui! Way to set the record straight, sweet girl!

Hugs,

Moosey and the dad

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

You are such a brave kittie for sure! I think you should have a workshop on how to be brave. I certainly would attend.