Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things of Which I Have a Perfectly Reasonable Fear Of 'Cause They're Scary

1. Vacoom cleaners. It takes all the stuff on the floor away, so I try to make sure I'm sitting on the toilet when Mom is using it. I do not want to go inside that thing.

2. Going in my carrier and especially going in da carrier if I have to go to the stabby place.

3. Kitties. Sorry, guys, I don't like to turn on my own, but I lived with two girl kittehs last year and they were very very mean to me with the hissing and slapping and general bad cat behavior.
Don't take my security blankies away!

4. The volatile state of the global economy and the effect of globalization on domestic manufacturing. What? Wendell reads the news.

5. That Grace and Atomy, the two main people on my favorite show, Grace and Atomy, are gonna break up.

6. That Mom might make something delicious and not give me some.

7. I don't like 7. It scares me.

Dis list is over now.

11 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

We're with you on the sucky monster and the PTU (carrier).

Gosh, re: #4 -- we're glad we don't watch or read the news!

FURKIDSMOM said...

Wow, you're knowledge of global affairs impresses us!!

The Florida Furkids

da tabbies o trout towne said...

meowloz wendell frum trout towne....nice ta meet ewe...stop by trout towne sum time coz ya wont see...7.....ore like 4.....well, trooly we dunno math ore snakes !!!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We're with you on #2! Mommy says #4 scares HER.

Keisha said...

Loud noises are scary. :)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wendell, you're a very articulate kitty!

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

We are also scared of vacoom cleaners they are very loud and scarey!

Oui Oui said...

Those sucky monsters can be scary, but not as much as the stories in the newspapers. Did you go to collich, Wendell?

meowmeowmans said...

You are obviously brave to read the noos, Wendell! That stuff is so SKERRY that I cannot read it without having nightmares.

Hugs,

Moosey

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

We have many of the same fears. That sucker dooer machine is on just about everyone's list. Be brave sweet one.

sparkyspitfire said...

Wendell, you is very brave to admit to these absolutely perfectly reasonable and justifiable scary fears. no shame in dat. gots to be vigilant or we could all ends up in the cat carrier on top of a vacoom cleaner that is racing down teh road to 7 different stabby places or hissed at by 7 different cats wif newspapers and just outta reach of the delicious stuffs Mom is having...wait...
why is you hyperventillating like that, Wendell? did i say sumfing scary?