Monday, April 9, 2012

What Would Socks Do?

Hope I am doing this right.

Situation #1 Your human accidentally leaves your treats out on the kitchen cabinet before leaving for work. You are not allowed on the cabinets, but you really, really want some treats. What would you do:

 c) Talk your brofur / sisfur into getting on the cabinet, knocking the treats off, report to Mommie what your bad sibling did when she returns home

The details:  This one is easy, I have NEVER gotten on the kitchen cabinets. Nope not even ONCE. Scylla on the other had does it all the time I wouldn't even have to talk her into it. Although knocking the treats off might not be the best idea if Fenris is in the kitchen. He might eat the treats himself. Not being a tattle tale I wouldn't bother to report to Mommy, she'll know it was Scylla without anyone telling her.


Situation #2 Your human comes home from work depressed. She starts telling you all about her bad day. What would you do:

 c) After determining that this problem will not in any way affect your current napping schedule, walk away

The details:  Well honestly I wouldn't have bothered waking up from my nap in the first place. If Mommy wants to rattle on about her problems we has a dog.

 Situation #3 Your human is having guests stay at the house for a week. What would you do:

 c) Ignore them, make them beg for your attention

The details: Well actually there should have been a d) DISAPPEAR UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.

Socks

8 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Well done! We're mostly with you on #2 and #3. LOL.

We love your answer: "If Mommy wants to rattle on about her problems we has a dog." Hahaha!

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Oh soooooooo true!!!

FURKIDSMOM said...

We're laffin at the comment about Fenris....our woofies would do the same thing!!

The Florida Furkids

Cat said...

Yup, dogs are good for that - LOL!!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We had to laugh about kletting the dog listen to your Mom's moans and groans! That's why we are the superior creatures.
Luv Lucy xx

Oui Oui said...

We loved your reason for having a dog! Its best they deal with those kind of problems anyway. And house guests, too.

www.shelter-cats.com said...

OK now I understand why you has a dog.
Pretty handy.
Socks is a handsome boy- to answer your question Tommie is going to be 14 at the end of the month.

Tommie at shelter-cats

meowmeowmans said...

After reading your answer to number 2, maybe we needs to get a dog! MOL!

Hugs,

Moosey