TCC

Hi all you wonderfur Tabby Cats. I am new around here. My name is Timmy Tomcat and I am the Top-Cat at the tomcat residence. My brofurs keep me busy trying to keep things in order for my Pops but I will be stopping by to add my Orinch-Tabby Input.

Scary Scary:

I am not ashamed to admit that this here Man-Tabby-Cat has one or two things that skeer me to the tips of my wonderful Orinch Fur!

Furst is loosing a favorite goodie! I have some real special catnip bags that my Pops has given me just fur me, myself and I. Those no-goodnick brofurs sneak in and get them all stinky with their own cat-spit. They hide them too. I have to find them and work them back into shape. 

Furst I have to hunt down where those
dark hearts have hidden my goodies.

Oh My Cat! Yuck! It has Rumpy-Stench
on it!

Gotta work it! Lick it! Clean it!
Work it! Lick it! Clean it!

Ahhh, Priceless! Back to smelling right!

Whew, what a job that was. So lets see now what else did I? Oh yeah... Well I will not even dis-cuss that thing that hides in the back closet. It may clean the rug but when it is out you will not see me around. I'm outta here!
So there are two of my scary things. Being a Man-Cat that's enough don't you think?

A little comment on Tocks:

Once upon a time it was all tail-snapping fun here at the Tomcat home. All that good Dood behavior. Belching. Flatulence Contests. You know, all that stuff. Then we had a young tabby Lady-Cat move in. Well now I guard my Tocks. Even in the thick of it. 
Nuff Said.

Keeping my Tocks Tucked under my Tail!

So you cats and your hoomans have a great week!