Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Kizzie: How Intelligent Am I?


Mum, how intelligent am I?

I’m afraid not very, Kizzie.  I’ve just read an article in Focus Magazine that says you are only one step up from a mouse.  Oh, and dogs are cleverer than you, as well as apes and dolphins.   And humans are over 7 times more intelligent.  Sorry, sweetie.

Kizzie: Oh, shame.  Ah well – the perfect excuse to spend my days pottering about and sleeping then.  I’ll leave any work to the humans, and let you pay the bills.

8 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Well, we disagree with that! Considering that we have our human trained to do our bidding, considering that WE know how to enjoy life and our human (and humans in general) struggle with that, we'd say we're far and above Homo Sapiens.

Da Katz said...

Doggies... clever??? Hardly. They come running whenever a human calls them! We know how to make humans wait for us to get good and ready to do something.

colehauscats said...

Oh, totally ignore that kind of study. How would they know anyway? You've got it right. Let your humans work and you do what you do best! Purrs...

Swami Zoe said...

Atrocious! We kitties are most divine and that makes us most intelligent and wise! Me-Ommmmmmm

Oui Oui said...

Oh, Kizzie, we think you are as smart as you need to be - you have lots of kitty smarts that peeps don't have, and that's all you need. And we think kitties are much smarter than dogs. They have to work to be feed. We just are.

Kjelle Bus said...

What a stooopid magazine !
We cat´s are NOT less intelligent than Woffies , apes and dolphins and most certainly NOT less intelligent than humans !!

Ruckus Eskie said...

Wait...are you sure you're not as smart as me??? You look mighty intelligent!

Timmy Tomcat said...

MOL Who is working here? MOL
Seems like the smart one has the day off... Every Day!