Mum, how intelligent am I?
I’m afraid not very, Kizzie. I’ve just read an article in Focus Magazine that says you are only one step up from a mouse. Oh, and dogs are cleverer than you, as well as apes and dolphins. And humans are over 7 times more intelligent. Sorry, sweetie.
Kizzie: Oh, shame. Ah well – the perfect excuse to spend my days pottering about and sleeping then. I’ll leave any work to the humans, and let you pay the bills.