Oui Oui Asks Tough Questions

I'm taking advantage of Answer Your Cat's Questions Day cause I've always wondered why:

The mom, WHY did you hafta buy water bowls that look like water coolers?  You ruined all my fun!  If I didn't mind a wet butt, why would you care if I sat on the rims and tipped the water bowls over?

The mom:  Sorry, Oui Oui, it wasn't pleasant walking through water, and did you REALLY not want anything to drink during the day while I was at work?

The mom, are you a drama queen?  I didn't mind!

You know, the mom, I am not always tired at night and sometimes I like a good scratching session in my favorite box to help me get back to sleep.  What's the matter with that?

The mom:  **  glares  **  You know everyone else is sleeping!  I think you are lonely and just want some attention!

So, what is wrong with that?

Purrs,

Oui Oui

Twinkletoetails

Thanks to Gracie & Raz for hosting this illuminating event!

It was elucidating and educational too!