HAPPY GOTCHA DAY, OUI OUI!!!
May your day be filled with love & cuddles and treats & nip. Lots & LOTS of the nip!
Gotcha Days... Aren't they the best? In a way, they're even better than birthdays 'cause you're celebratin' the day you first came to live with your peeps. That first day they scooped you up in their arms and told you they loved you and would be there for you always. Yeah... they're the best.
So how are you gonna be celebrating? Plannin' on celebratin' with some nip? That's what I would be doin', for sure. Of course, I do love my nip.
Yes, I love my peeps. I do. I really, really do. And I love all my pals on the Internet. I have the best pals, ever! I even love my fur-fam. Yup, all nine of 'em. Brothers, sisters, aunties...
BUT I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE NIP! I'm just a teeny bit addicted to the stuff but Ol' Peepers says it's okay 'cause it's legal and everythin' cause it's just nip. Just nip? Did I really just say that? MOUSES!
IT'S NIP and it should be valued like all the best things in life are.
I love the stuff. Nip mice are my favourites but to be honest mice, scampies, biff bags, kickers, fishes, duckies... They're all good. Any stuffed toy with a little nip is divine. And if you can't put the nip IN the toy, you can always put the toy in the nip. Comes out smellin' heavenly, for sure. Or a little nip sprinkled on some tissue paper or somethin'. WONDERFUL.
In case you hadn't noticed, I do love my nip. I usually get it dried but that's only 'cause of our current shortage of the fresh stuff. I'm workin' on that.
Ummm... All this talk about nip... Uhhh... Well... You know... I think I might need to go imbibe in a little of the nip right now.
But before I go get nipped, again I say...
HAPPY GOTCHA DAY OUI OUI! Hope you have the BEST Gotcha Day, ever.
#Niss4Senate (and there's NOTHIN' wrong with a little nip!)