Meow Like Pirate!!

Ahoy, mateys. It be yer captains, Periwinkle Puffy Pants

 'n Stinky One-eyed Biggs  

invitin' ye t' set sail wit' us t’day on th' S.S. Tabby fer a trip round Pirates Bay. We’ll be visitin' all th' grog halls 'n rum parlors fer th' meager price o' jus' one doubloon 'n th' use o' yer first born t' serve as mates aboard this fine ship.

We be of swashbuckling buccaneers. but nah scalawags, 'n we shall make certain ye arrive back in port safely at th' end o' th' day. We won't stand fer any misbehavin' aboard this vessel, such as drunkenness or womanizin'. So mind yer p's 'n q's or ye shall be waikin' th' plank like any low-life hooligan.

So hop aboard. No pushin' or shovin'. Captain Puffy Pants will be collectin' yer daggers 'n cutlasses as neither fightin' nor brawlin' shall be tolerated. She shall give ye a voucher t' claim yer weapons at th' end o' th' day ’N one o' ye shall be selected at random t' collect this here booty chest filled wit' th' misbegotten wares o' th' Ladies Opal "Loud Limey" Docherty 'n Mabel "Lazy Jackets" Rugged. 

Aft turnin' in yer weapons, hand o'er yer doubloon 'n youngun’ t' me, Captain Biggs. I'll be teachin' them t' hoist th' sails 'n man th' riggin's afore we set sail.

Wishin' all a good beginnin' 'n better endin’.

Stinky One-eyed Biggs   = Sawyer from The Cat On My Head

Periwinkle Puffy Pants = Noelle from Friends FurEver

Thanks to Mom Janet (aka Opal "Loud Limey" Docherty ) and Mom Sharon (aka Mabel "Lazy Jackets" Rugged) for help with our pirate day post.