My big brother, Mau, lent me his "nose and glasses," but I refused to wear the ugly suit my mom found for me. I told her that I'm too "street" for that!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Hope you had a good laugh. I'll be back later today to do another set!