Situation #1 Your human accidentally leaves your treats out on the kitchen cabinet before leaving for work. You are not allowed on the cabinets, but you really, really want some treats. What would you do:
c) Talk your brofur / sisfur into getting on the cabinet, knocking the treats off, report to Mommie what your bad sibling did when she returns home
The details: This one is easy, I have NEVER gotten on the kitchen cabinets. Nope not even ONCE. Scylla on the other had does it all the time I wouldn't even have to talk her into it. Although knocking the treats off might not be the best idea if Fenris is in the kitchen. He might eat the treats himself. Not being a tattle tale I wouldn't bother to report to Mommy, she'll know it was Scylla without anyone telling her.
Situation #2 Your human comes home from work depressed. She starts telling you all about her bad day. What would you do:
c) After determining that this problem will not in any way affect your current napping schedule, walk away
The details: Well honestly I wouldn't have bothered waking up from my nap in the first place. If Mommy wants to rattle on about her problems we has a dog.
Situation #3 Your human is having guests stay at the house for a week. What would you do:
c) Ignore them, make them beg for your attention
The details: Well actually there should have been a d) DISAPPEAR UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.