Sassy's Response

What Would Your Cat Do

(Kitties, Mommie's birthday is tomorrow, so she is posting this today before she forgets!)

Situation #1

Your human accidently leaves your treats out on the kitchen cabinet before leaving for work.  You are not allowed on the cabinets, but you really, really want some treats.  What would you do:

b)   Sucker! She left them out, you are getting on the cabinets and eating treats until you barf

The details:  Mommie is turning 50 this week and I fully intend to take advantage of her old age forgetfulness!

Situation #2

Your human comes home from work depressed.  She starts telling you all about her bad day.  What would you do:

b)      Paste a concerned look on your face and pretend to care while thinking how glad you are that you do not have to work

The details:  Mommie gets talking about someone called “Boss”.  Here’s what I want to know – how does he wear shoes on his cloven feet?  And where does he hide his horns during the day?

Situation #3

Your human is having guests stay at the house for a week.  What would you do?

b)      They smell funny, plus they are sleeping in YOUR play room, leave them a “present” in their open suitcase

The details:  Mommie didn’t even ask my permission before inviting those creatures over!  I need my playroom!