What Would Simba or Audrey Do?

We hope we can post this today since we missed doing it yesterday.

  Situation #1

Your human accidently leaves your treats out on the kitchen cabinet before leaving for work.  You are not allowed on the cabinets, but you really, really want some treats.  What would you do:

a)      Getting on the cabinets behind your humans back would be wrong, no treats for you\

b)      Sucker! She left them out, you are getting on the cabinets and eating treats until you barf

c)       Talk your brofur / sisfur into getting on the cabinet, knocking the treats off, report to Mommie that your bad sibling did when she returns home

The answer to this one is absolutely (b) as far as Audrey is concerned.   She is a counter and table surfing PURRFESSIONAL!

        Situation #2

Your human comes home from work depressed.  She starts telling you all about her bad day.  What would you do:

a)      Listen and try to find a solution for her.  Her problems are your problems

b)      Paste a concerned look on your face and pretend to care while thinking how glad you are that you do not have to work

c)       After determining that this problem will not in any way affect your current napping schedule, walk away

Our answer to this is a modification of b).     We probably would not even paste too concerned a look on our faces.    When our Mom comes home from work it is her job to see to our care and FEEDING, no matter how bad her day was.     So we would be round and round her feed, making sure she would notice US and OUR problem of wanting to be fed.

Situation #3

Your human is having guests stay at the house for a week.  What would you do:

a)      Any friends of Mommie are friends of yours.  You welcome them

b)      They smell funny, plus they are sleeping in YOUR play room, leave them a “present” in their open suitcase

c)       Ignore them, make them beg for your attention

Audrey and Simba would react very differently in this situation.     Audrey's answer would be (a).     She is very social and wants to be in the middle of any social situation.    Any new human is her friend.     Simba's reaction would either be to hide in the basement or (b).   Yes, he has twice actually left a present for guests ON THE BED!     The humans were very surprised and took it as a sign of how stressed he was.