Call me Tessa Rose or better still
Captain Tessa Rose. It's a name that matches with my adventurous personality. Legend has it I usually show no quarter if betrayed by a friend and have a short temper. Yes, I can be sweet when I want but might just blow a fuse. I take many risks and don't care about never making it back but I better not be late for a meal.
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| Yo, Woman, scrub my bung hole* |
* Bung hole—Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. (Admit it: you thought I cursed at her. HAH!)
10 comments:
CK *ahem* Cap'n Tessa Rose you are quite the Stunning Pirate!
Marty
Captain we just fell over when we heard your commanding meow utter those words.
Well done me hearty
Timmy the Scourge Tomcat
Fatal Fitz
Ha! Indeed, we did think you cursed! Where I grew up it was something "else".
You make a stunning pirate.
We are very pleased you meowed what a bung hole was as we didn't know.
Ahhhh....Captain Tessa Rose, 'tis a pleasure seeing you this fine Pirate's Day. Best-o-luck getting that bung hole cleaned. May the seas be kind to you as you sail them looking for booty (or bung holes).
Shiver Me Timbers, Cap'n Sammy
I did, I did!!! I didn't know where that came from...you and TW are very clever indeed BFGF
Arrrrrr Cpt Tessa Rose ye make a pretty fine pirate.
Ye be a fierce pirate captain, indeed, Tessa Rose. Arrggghh!
Pirate hugs,
Cap'n Moosey
Ye saw right through us! Best no one messes with you Tessa Rose!
MOL you got us!!! Ye be a fine scurvy pirate!!!
Pirate Ted the Pale (aka Raz)
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