Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Feliz Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo! I’ll be dj’ing at #Chilipawty on Twitter at 3 pm this afternoon playing lots of fiesta faves. I’m playing the Mexican Hat Dance just for Sammy since he’s graciously hosting this TCC pawty.

Every Cinco de Mayo, I share some jokes* with you and today is no exception.

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
A: Cross country.

Q: What do you call a completely shaven Mexican?
A: A smooth criminal.

Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
A: Grand Theft Auto.

I am HHGutt and I do not approve of these jokes!

In the meantime, head on over to Stunning Keisha to read a very funny Cinco de Mayo story. There’s more jokes to entertain you.

*All jokes courtesy of jokes4us.


Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

HAPPY Cinco de Mayo , CK !
LOVED your joke about the Smooth Criminal :)


Anonymous said...

Greetings CK! These are hilarious...My fave is the BMW joke.....Thanks for coming to the TCC pawty and I'll be checking out more Cinco fun on your blog!

Hasta la vista Baby!
Senore Sammy

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

MOL CK! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Love, Prancie and Stinky of 15andmeowing

Timmy Tomcat said...

Great stuff as always CK.
We will be right over
Miss Fitz

meowmeowmans said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK! I'll head over to your blog in a little while to see what other festivities you have in store.



Caren Gittleman said...

Ouch CK!! While you look incredible, I don't know my furiend...these three might not be very nice:

Q: What do you call a completely shaven Mexican?
A: A smooth criminal.

Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
A: Grand Theft Auto.