It’s a tradition on my blog StunningKeisha.com that I tell
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers?
Q: Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.
Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper?
Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper?
A: A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.
and finally,
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
and finally,
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn't afford plane fare.
Now that I’ve tickled your funny bone, are you ready to get your jig on? Cathy O’Keisha has some authentic Irish music for your listening pleasure. One two three jig!
Come join the pawty at stunningkeisha.com for more leprechaun jokes and stunning Irish images. Everybuddy gets complimentary CK Irish Cream Whiskey—heavy on the cream.
