Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Get Your Jig On With CK

It’s a tradition on my blog StunningKeisha.com that I tell Irish leprechaun jokes for St. Paddy’s Day. Here are some of the better ones. What am I saying? They’re all funny.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? 
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers? 
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.

Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb? 
A: One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper? 
A: A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.

and finally,

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn't afford plane fare.

Now that I’ve tickled your funny bone, are you ready to get your jig on? Cathy O’Keisha has some authentic Irish music for your listening pleasure. One two three jig!

Come join the pawty at stunningkeisha.com for more leprechaun jokes and stunning Irish images. Everybuddy gets complimentary CK Irish Cream Whiskey—heavy on the cream.


Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

We has our jig on.

We loved your jokes this was our favorite. Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn't afford plane fare.

We are going to try to remember it so we can tell it to Daddy.

Unknown said...

CK we loved the dancin jiggy muzac and the jokes..cept the snake one..we haz a issue with them things MOL...Happy St Pat's day CK..paw pats Dinnerminzt and Pickles xx

Anonymous said...

Great jokes CK! Thanks for the giggle to start my St. Pat's Day! Loved the music too....got me in the MOOD.

Hugs, Sammy O'Kimmell

wildcatwoods said...

Great Irish post - from the jokes to the music! Happy St Pat's

Cats of wildcat woods

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Purrfect jokes !
If I hadn´t had that many Niptinis as I have , I would LOVE to jig on ;-)

Happy St. Paddy's day :)


meowmeowmans said...

Awesome job, CK. Loved the jokes, and the music is jumpin'!

Happy St. Catrick's Day!



Teri and her Stylish Cats ~ Coco the Couture Cat, FurryDance Brighton, and Disco NoFurNo said...

HaHaMeow! We gaffed so hard we turned green!